On the way back from church yesterday we stopped for dinner at Luigi's Family Restaurant in Louisville, which turned out to be a diner. (That wasn't clear from the outside.) We took the opportunity to introduce the girls to two of their offerings -- a "meat and three" and a Chick tract. They weren't impressed with either, although the meal was at least comprehensible. They thought the Chick tract was weird and stupid. They far preferred Fred Van Lente's parody and with good reason. Van Lente's a very funny writer. I miss his work on Marvel Adventures.
won't be going back to the diner, though. Chick tracts insult 99.9% of
the human race and God as well. Jack's going to have some explaining
to do on Judgement Day.